whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.