And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.