Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.