true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?