I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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