I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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