I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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