i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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