Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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