I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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