Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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