Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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