dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
