I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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