Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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