And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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