I wannas sexs uuuuu
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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