I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
tell me about the fingering
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