Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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