I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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