it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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