He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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