my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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