i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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