He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
And my parents said I crawled through the house
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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