So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
what if I'm pregnant?
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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