It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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