Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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