It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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