So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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