yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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