But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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