it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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