I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Randomize
