this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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