Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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