You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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