What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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