Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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