trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you mean i was at the winter classic?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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