Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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