I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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