He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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