I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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