I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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