i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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