This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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