: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
