its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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