Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
