Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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