He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the day after is always just damage control
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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