i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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