called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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