Its about making memories worth repressing
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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