Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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